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Dear Price is Right, Why didn’t I know it was Celebrity Week? I almost couldn’t drag myself out of the house to Build-A-Bear yesterday because I wanted to see Charles Barkley spinning the big wheel!
Dear People Who Need Very Little Sleep, How do you do it? I mean, I get very sleep, but my body wants more sleep. How do I make myself need less? I’d like to be a night owl. And a morning person.
Dear The Oscars, I am so excited that you are this weekend. I always say it, but one year I am going to have an Oscar party. A dress-up party. It’s just that you are on so late. And on a school night. I’m so old.
Dear Chelsea, Gurl, you are dumber than I thought. I totally know that Adam didn’t knock you up again (since I read US Weekly and they would have been all over that), BUT I cannot believe you slept with him. And were dumb about it. Hair school + two kids would have been harder than that GED for sure.
Dear WB, I’m unclear why you hate the stroller so much, but let’s buck up and get over it. Sometimes Mama just wants to browse at lulu and not feel rushed because you are screaming. But no, your screaming led me to impulse buy a safety orange colored jacket. It’s a good thing I like orange.
Dear Mommebox, Umm, way to change from a monthly box to a quarterly box AND NOT TELL ANYONE. And yeah, I’m yelling at you because I’m annoyed. I have two more boxes coming and umm, I expected to receive boxes on February and March. Not May and August. WTF? Not cool. I’m hoping you send out an e-mail to your subscribers before I have to fire one off myself.
Dear Tupperware Orderers: You all rule! And if I have yet to refund your shipping e-mail me! Don’t have Paypal? We’ll figure something out!
Dear Robin Roberts, You rule. I had tears in my eyes when you came back to GMA this week. I bet you have the entire country cheering you on. And you rock the bald head.
Dear L, I am glad that you had a good time at Nana house this week. And yes, spending two nights there is amazing. And I too am sad there are no bed tents for full sized bed. Heck I wouldn’t even mind one for my king sized bed. That’d be fun.
