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When the folks at luvmybox reached out to see if I would like to review a box, of course I said yes! I’m pretty sure that B enjoys my new job reviewing “adult” boxes. He certainly shows more interest in these than say, when WB gets a box.
luvmybox (*) is $34.95/month for which you’ll receive a box of sultry goodies sent right to your door. Every month will contain new surprises so you won’t need to umm, run out to that shady store where you might see your co-worker or neighbor. Or whoever. (**)
luvmybox promises very discreet packing and I gotta tell you, I didn’t even know what was inside. It was in a plain brown box and the customs label (they are a Canadian company) provided me with no clue either. And it wasn’t until I opened this box that I figured it out!
I found the information card descriptions to be a bit romance novel’ish for my taste, but I know some people are into that so they probably like it ;). And I am guessing that’s how it was intended!
And now, here’s what you’ve been waiting for….the contents:
~Black Rose Silky Surrender Rosie Restraints ($14.95): I may not have read 50 Shades of Grey, but I don’t live under a rock either. I bet all these bondage type items flew off the shelves after the book(s) came out. The card suggests tying up your partner to the bed posts or the mattress handles (did I seriously just type that), but sadly, we have neither or I totally would have told you all about how I liked this. NOT.
~Sex and Mischief Blindfold ($6.95): Fitting right along with the theme of this box comes a blindfold to “allow your senses to come alive”. OR you use it on airplanes so people will think your sleeping or at night when your wife has the lights on and you’re sleeping because she’s blogging. Either one.
~Sliquid H2O Natural Intimate Lubricant ($13.99): The name of this cracks me up. I did a little research(***) and found a description of this that says it’s “Formulated to last longer than most Hollywood marriages!” LOL! I love a company with a good sense of humor and this one’s got it! Just an FYI: Lubricant also works great in place of ultrasound gel on home dopplers. I shudder at the thoughts in my CVS clerk’s head when I’d run in and grab a bottle while 7 months pregnant.
~Playful Feather / Tickler ($6.99): If I dared tickle B with this, he’d probably kick me in the face. He actually did kick me (on accident of course) when we were having a tickle fight (not a dirty one – get your mind out of the gutter) a few years ago. I cried. Needless to say I will NOT be using this for it’s intended purposes ;).
All totaled, I came up with a value of $42.88 for this box. Not bad considering that the box only costs $34.95 AND you can avoid the creepers at your local “shop”. It didn’t say it on the card, but I kinda feel like this was a 50 Shades theme box.
Do you subscribe to luvmybox? What do you think? Not a subscriber? If you are interested in ordering a box for Valentine’s Day, you gotta do it by TODAY so click here and get ordering! And also, don’t act like you aren’t going to click over there and check out all the boxes. I think all the “adult boxes” have been getting the most hits this week. Everyone’s getting all feisty for Valentine’s Day huh??
(*) Please tell me someone else thinks this is the most “interesting” name for a monthly subscription box. I am guessing the play on words was intentional, but I feel so dirty just typing / saying it. If you have NO clue what I am talking about, feel free to GTS or click here (it’s only Urban Dictionary).
(**) This is not based on a true story. I’m just saying it could happen.
(***) I hope nothing bad happens to me in the next few days. My google search history hasn’t exactly been PG this last week or so ;).
Disclosure: I was sent a complimentary month from luvmybox in exchange for my honest review. No compensation was received. However, this post does contain affiliate links.