Friday’s Letters

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Dear L, After you wash your hands, it is unnecessary to walk around holding them in the air like a doctor before surgery. Let’s be real, you spend most of your time getting dirty, so those 10 minutes of insisting your hands “stay clean” don’t really do much.

Dear C25K, We need to get back together soon. These reviews are almost all caught up, so I’ll be seeing you this weekend.

Dear Cashier at Kroger, Dude, Don’t act like my kids are the first people to ever eat grapes in the grocery store. Perhaps we are just the first to admit to it to you and make sure we pay for them correctly? Regardless, the grape eating will continue.

Dear Brianne M, Congrats!! You won the May Favorite Things Giveaway! I will be e-mailing you soon to see what Pacifica scent you want and to get your address to get all your goodies out to you!!  I hope you love it all!

Dear B, Next time to make me a grocery list, let’s try to not include the most random items from the fanciest recipes ever so I don’t have to feed the kids a bag of grapes to keep them from losing their mind. I don’t know where that stuff is and it’s totally possible Kroger doesn’t even carry it.

Dear My Inbox, You are all clean and empty and I love you like that. Let’s try and keep it that way.

Dear WB, You are getting crazier by the day. When you aren’t sleeping (which is also another past time you love), you are CRAZY. Crazy.

Dear Me, Paint your nails. That nail polish collection of yours is just collecting dust. It’s time to start using them all again. And fast because the June Julep collection will be here soon and that’s even more polish.

Dear You Guys, You are the best.  No seriously, I mean it.  Thank you!!!!!!!

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Jennifer

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This Post Has 5 Comments

  1. Jenny

    I so need to paint my nails. I did it last weekend but they are looking rough. I’ve not thought of letting the boys eat grapes. We usually go with a gold fish or something. Or maybe that’s just where we are when they start bugging me for something. Have I mentioned how that is on my wishlist for the 6 hours I have sans kids in the fall? Going to the grocery store. I have such big plans. 🙂

  2. Jen

    Haha I love that he holds his hands in the air like a doctor after washing them. I did that as a kid too.

  3. Alena

    Hilarious about the shopping list! I feel like when I’m in the grocery store I’m always walking around like a chicken with its head cut off. 🙂 have a wonderful weekend!

  4. Nicole

    bahaha. Maybe L has a future as a doctor or pharmacist. I do this all the time at home out of habit from work.

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