Friday’s Letters

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Dear WB
, Did you seriously try to get up at 6am yesterday? Seriously? Come on. You know that’s not happening.  Thankfully after watching a little tv (aka your aquariums) in your crib you went back to bed.  Until 9:30am like a good baby ;).

Dear Dole Banana Dippers, Umm, you were totally worth the time I spent looking for you yesterday.  It’s a shame I will have to eat you all up in the next few days ;).

Dear Julep, OMG, this month’s collection is the best in ages. Totally knocked it out of the park.  Totally.  And yeah, I got the full collection.  Again.  Took me two seconds to decide.

Dear L,  You are so so so so lucky to have neighbors with a pool.  And neighbors with grandkids who want you to come swimming in their pool with them.  It’s going to be a fun summer!

Dear Instagram, This new video thing is super fun, however, I would prefer if the videos didn’t start automatically as I scrolled by them.  Sometimes I like to Instagram on the sly.  I clearly need to scroll faster.

Dear My Kitchen Counter, Why are you never clean.  No matter what I do, two seconds later you have a spot.  I have no idea how it happens.  But it does.  Every.single.time.  Makes me want to scream.

Dear Big Brother, OMG, all those spoilers have me even more excited for you to start.  Let’s speed these next few days up okay?

Dear The Crane Game,  If my kid has a stuffed animal in your crane, don’t make it fall out.  Because guess who has to deal with that?  Me.  A**hole.

Dear B, Oh, now you’re going to run a marathon? WTF?  Way to look the rest of the world look bad with your athletic ways and unlimited energy.  A**hole.

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Jennifer

Jennifer is the author and founder of Subscription Box Ramblings. She first discovered subscription boxes in 2012 and has been addicted since. Current favorites include CAUSEBOX, Boxycharm and Beachly!

This Post Has 11 Comments

  1. Jenna

    On the IG video thing…you can go into your settings and change it from autoplay 🙂 I know I had to investigate that ASAP when I didn’t realize something was a video then BAM…sound. 🙂

  2. Rose D.

    That letter to B made me spit my tea with laughter.

  3. Jenny louthan

    Loving julep this month. So hard to decide.

    I just looked through the new houseguests. Wonders what a crew. Lol I can’t wait!!!

  4. jmd

    Dibs on the sea salt if you decide you don’t want it!!!

    1. jmd

      @jmd: I mean the polish (Tracy?) not the hair spray 🙂

  5. Ryan

    Lol at all the a**hole comments! Hopefully you get a chance to fill one of those cute mason jars with an adult beverage this weekend (or several! 😉

  6. OMG, I’m dying!

    I ordered the whole Julep collection too, I’m so excited!

    I’ve only caught one season of Big Brother and that was the season they had the Alice in Wonderland theme and my friend could shut-up about it! It was ok, still not my thing though, is there something that I’m missing?

    I’m still sitting here chuckling at your letter to B, you’re so funny!

  7. Beth

    Julep!! Me too, this is the first ever time I’ve ordered the whole collection and it was like I had no choice in the matter at all. It was all sorts of amazing.

  8. Jill

    Seriously, what is the secret to the crane game?? I suck at that but it seems like you guys are always winning (or close to winning) something!

  9. Tabitha

    I’m totally on board about the crane machines! Just experienced another crane machine related meltdown yesterday. Yet we keep putting money in the blasted machines. Argh!

  10. Lauren M.

    OMG! I just had some Dole Banana dippers today after work! Soooo good!

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