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Dear Haute Look, Do I need your Summer Beauty Bag? No. Am I considering buying you? Yes.
Dear My Flip-Flops, Why do I insist on wearing you when I go on walks? You hurt my feet every single time and I end up limping home. You suck!
Dear Ebates, I love you, but I always forget to use you. I need to add a sticky note to my computer reminding me of your awesomeness.
Dear B, When you called me yesterday afternoon and said you were “stopping for a beer after work”, I thought you said that you “got stopped for having a beer after work” and I almost flipped my lid. I am very glad I heard you wrong, however, I do not like when you call me from work. You never do it, so I always get scared something’s up.
Dear Fireworks Shooter Offers, Umm, the 4th of July is over. You do NOT need to to keep lighting them off every single night. I get that they have been on sale. You could save them till next year maybe? Or even until the weekend?
Dear L, I promise you will get to go back up-north again soon. Pinky swear. I feel so sad for you when you get so sad about not being up there. In your perfect world everyone you know would live up-north in the same house and you’d spend your days boating and fishing and jet-skiing and playing in the lake. I get it.
Dear Eating Clean, I am looking forward to putting you on pause for a fun meal and some fro-yo after the Challenge is over. I will stick with you though since I know you are the way to go.
Dear WB, No matter how far we drive or how long we are in the car, the minute I turn off the engine you squeal with excitement. I don’t know where it is that you are hoping we are stopping, but I love your enthusiasm!
