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To my surprise a SpicySubscriptions box appeared in my mailbox this week! B love these kind of boxes (why wouldn’t he) and I love anything that appears in my mailbox unexpectedly, so it was perfect. Since SpicySubscriptions is an “adult box”, I am going to spoiler the rest of this just in case your eyes don’t want to see it or, or if you are, for example, my mom.
SpicySubscriptions ships in a plain USPS Flat Rate Envelope. Even though I know how they ship, I always stare at the package like what in the world? At this point I don’t care if my neighbors/mail lady thinks I am a freak in the sheets, but I suspect some people do. I think my neighbors who don’t know about my blog are more curious as to why I in the world I get all this mail!
Previous I had received the SpicySubscriptions “Premium Spice Box”, but this month I received the “Deluxe Spice Box”. The Premium Spice Box is $24.95/box and includes 1 flirty item, 1-2 full sized products and 2-4 trial sized products, while the Deluxe Spice Box includes 1 deluxe item, 1-2 full sized products, 1 deluxe accessory and 2-4 trial sized products.
I opened the box right away and, of course, texted B some pictures. Sometimes his day needs a little spicing up. I don’t know if I have ever mentioned it, but if you do a YouTube review on your SpicySubscriptions box, I believe you get a free gift in your next box.
~Comfortably Numb Deep Throat Spray ($7.57): This is actually a multi-use product as it as can use for “that” to reduce discomfort or as a breathe freshening spray. I don’t know if I would whip this out as a breathe spray, but it might make for some interesting conversation. And the picture on the box? My dirty mind went some places with that!
~G*Spot Tickler Vibe by Pipedream ($15.95): I don’t even know where to begin with this other than than just telling you the facts. It’s battery operated and waterproof and since I know some people are interested in this, it’s Phthalate free, non-toxic materials ABS plastic. And it’s pink ;).
~Happy P*nis P*nis Massage Cream (Big Banana) ($8.30): By far this was my favorite item in the box. Not only is it called “Happy P*nis Massage Cream”, it also is the “Big Banana” flavor which tastes surprisingly good. At least it does off my wrist. Seriously though, Big Banana P*enis Massage Cream. Who names this?
~Body Boudoir Coochy Rash Free Shave Cream ($6.99): Ha! I am so giving this to B to shave his chest with. I know it’s not the intended purpose, but it’s going to work perfectly and I know he’ll love it! And so will I.
~Assorted Samples: The box also included five samples, including Oh My Strawberry Lubricant and Swipes Lovin Wipes. Lots of variety and not just a bunch of different lube samples.
All totaled (not including the samples), I came up with a value of $38.81 for the July SpicySubscriptions box. Of course, I used online prices which don’t include shipping. A true test would be to actually go to the corner adult store and do some comparisons ;). I say it all the time, but if your husband thinks all the subscription boxes you get are silly, I recommended an adult box ;).
If you want to sign up or just “learn more” about SpicySubscriptions, click here. And don’t forget to use the code “ramblings” to get some extra sample products in your Spice Box!!!