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Dear Taco Bell, That breakfast taco? No, just no. I cannot even. My stomach hurt just looking at it.
Dear U-verse, Thanks. For nothing. You were supposed to be out between 8am-12pm yesterday. So I stayed home from 8am – 12pm. Then you call and say ohh, we might not make it till 2pm. But wait, it could take 2-3 hours at your house once we do finally get to you. Sorry, I can’t swing nine hours of my day to get my internet fixed. Why does this have to be so difficult? AHHHHHHHH!
Dear WB’s Teeth, Please just come in already. He’s miserable. Which makes everyone else miserable as well.
Dear My Mail Carrier, I dislike that you are arriving past 5pm every day. I know it’s not your fault, but still. I don’t like it. I want to be one of those people who get their mail at 8am!
Dear L, I so want to go on your next field trip. Please, please, please let me get picked! Seussical the Musical has my name written all over it.
Dear Winter, Enough. I am so over you it’s not even funny. It’s just too cold. Snow is fine. But this cold? Enough already. When 30 degrees feels balmy, you know you are in trouble.
Dear Jeopardy Guy, I am not a fan of, well you, on Jeopardy, however, I do think you are a complete genius and are playing this game very very well. Not that I would ever be invited to be on this show, but if I were, I wouldn’t want to play against you.
Dear WB, Do not tell your brother that I have been letting you nap with one of his favorite stuffed animals. You love it so much and settle down so nicely with him that I just can’t help it.
Dear B, Okay fine, so I lost that remote for the Apple TV again. Actually wait, it’s not my fault. I think someone broke in the house, stole it and then left without taking anything else. Yep, that’s my story and I am sticking to it.
Dear February, For a short month, you sure were a wild one. Good riddance.
