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Dear My Allergies, I hate you. I am unclear where you came from, but these past few years have been bad. I am hoping you disappear just as quickly as you popped up.
Dear Football, I am so glad you are back.
Dear Third Grade, You sound intense! We’ll do our best to keep L on track here at home, but I’m pretty sure I am going to need a class in common core math to make this happen.
Dear Ellen, You are the best. I can’t get through one episode of your show without getting all the feels.
Dear That Package, You still haven’t moved from the neighboring town where you landed over a week ago. I am beginning to think that I will never see you. And I will never find out what you were either.
Dear Target Slippers, It would have been weird to test you out in the dollar spot where I found you, but I didn’t expect you to be SO squeaky. For $5 though, I don’t mind.
Dear Dollar Tree, I need to come check out your fall decorations. It just occurred to me that you may have just what I am looking for (small fake un-carved pumpkins for like $1).