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Smartass and Sass is a gift and subscription service for “snarky individuals and cynical assholes.” They hand-select products for boxes that will make your inner sass-monster cackle with glee. Each box will include 4-8 new hand-picked and generally hilarious items each month you’re subscribed.
Smartass and Sass
Cost: $41.90/month ($34.95 + $6.96 S/H)
Ships To: United States.
Coupon Code: N/A
Smartass and Sass ships via USPS around the 20th of the month.
I loved all the bright colors!
The June 2017 “Get It, Girl” Smartass and Sass box included the following items:
~Ussies Photo Album by Knock Knock ($12): This is described as a gift “for lovers and friends who love looking at photos of themselves.” HA!!!! It has a mirror on the front to check yourself out and 32 pages with slots for inserting photos sized 2 x 2, 3 x 3, or 4 x 4 inches. This would be such a cute gift for your bestie, your bridesmaids, your partner or anyone in between.
~Get It Girl Bracelet by Lindseyvee ($12): I like the message on here, but bracelets like this never seem to work for my wrist. You can expand it, but it still feels awkward on me. It’s hand stamped, and the maker has a dog named Buddy – just like me!
~Glen Coco Socks by Living Royal ($8): These threw me at first. I was like, uhhh, what? Then duh! You go, Glen Coco! If you aren’t familiar, it’s a quote from Mean Girls – one of the best movies of all time.
~Bitches Get Stuff Done Coin Purse by Blue Q ($3.99): Oddly enough, this isn’t the first time I have received this pouch. It also arrived in the January 2017 Bitchy Box! The pouch is made from 95% recycled materials, and I have now decided that the cloud is taking the girl for a ride (I wasn’t sure last time).
~Cheers Bitches Cups by PacesLane ($3.98): Maybe not the fanciest cups, but I’ll use them! And will probably Instagram it when I do. Cheers Bitches! Ha!
~Laby Vibes Coloring Book and Colored Pencils by Smartass & Sass ($7): I love coloring, and these pages look challenging and fun but also don’t seem like they’ll take 3 hours to finish. This is just the right size to toss in your purse and pull out in a waiting room or on your lunch break when you need to zone out and destress.
~Partners in Crime Stickers by Smartass & Sass ($2): One for you, one for your bestie! This is the sticker version of those Best Friends necklaces and earrings that were so popular back in the day.
~Bonus Item: Smartass & Sass Coasters: These coasters were the bonus item for reviewing my May box (I posted a review on the Crate Joy site). It’s a set of 4 cardboard coasters, and they say “If You Can Read This I Need Wine.” LOL!
All totaled the June 2017 “Get It, Girl” Smartass and Sass box had a value of $49. That’s higher than the cost of the box, but I don’t think of this as a value subscription. It’s just a fun silly box!
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