Bitchy Box Subscription Box Review – January 2017 2


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Bitchy Box Subscription Box Review - January 2017

Bitchy Box is a monthly subscription box that offers Angry Vajayjay Survival Kits for that time of the month. Boxes are filled with a variety of sweet treats, salty snacks and handpicked gifts and are aimed to conquer your cravings as you ride the crimson wave towards cramps of disaster. Subscription cycles range from light, medium, and heavy (3, 6, or 12 month) flows.

Bitchy Box
Cost: $22/month (3-month minimum purchase)
Ships To: United States.
Coupon Code: N/A

Disclosure: This complimentary box was received for review purposes. All opinions are my own, and no compensation was received.
Bitchy Box Subscription Box Review - January 2017

Bitchy Box ships on a monthly basis via USPS. If you aren’t okay with getting a box that says “Angry Vajayjay Survival Kit” in the mail, this totally isn’t the subscription for you. They mention on their website that they are NOT PC and note that “If you are offended by “dirty words” we might not be the subscription box for you!“.

Bitchy Box Subscription Box Review - January 2017The red dots on this tissue paper cracked me up.

Bitchy Box Subscription Box Review - January 2017
The January 2017 Bitchy Box didn’t have an information card, but the box included the following items:

~Whiskey River Soap Co. Soap For Morning People: Smells Like a Hell No ($8.95): This soap is handmade and is “sugar cereal coma scented”.  Ha!  The label cracked me up and the soap smells amazing.

Bitchy Box Subscription Box Review - January 2017

Bitchy Box Subscription Box Review - January 2017

 

~Detroit Popcorn Company Caramel Apple Pop (~$3): I live in Metro Detroit and Bitchy Box is located in Metro Detroit, so I love that they included a local snack in here!  We have been really into popcorn around here and loved this!  It was a caramel apple in popcorn form (aka without the mess).

Bitchy Box Subscription Box Review - January 2017

 

~Tasty Treats Bakeries Marvelous Mint: This is another local (well semi-local) company.  They are in Fowlerville, MI and appear to be a newer company?  The Marvelous Mint brownie was delicious.  The kids and I all loved it.

Bitchy Box Subscription Box Review - January 2017

 

~BlueQ Bags – “Bitches Get Stuff Done” Coin Purse ($3.99): This bag is made from 95% post consumer recycled material.  The art is by Kanae Sato and it’s debatable if the cloud is taking her for a ride or if she’s taking the cloud for a ride.

Bitchy Box Subscription Box Review - January 2017
~BlueQ: I have PMS & GPS! Gum ($1.79): Watch out!  She’ll find you and will have nice smelling breath from these 8 pieces of fruity gum while doing so.

Bitchy Box Subscription Box Review - January 2017

 

~Grump Notebooks “Fresh Rants”: LOL!  You could use this as your Mean Girls style Burn Book or just use it to jot down notes in.

Bitchy Box Subscription Box Review - January 2017

 

~Zombie Sleep Mask ($6.15): This is so creepy! I can’t help but laugh at the thought of wearing this on an airplane and the looks I would get!

Bitchy Box Subscription Box Review - January 2017

I couldn’t do a full cost breakdown on Bitchy Box, but it cracked me up.  It’s for sure not a box for everyone, but if you think you’d enjoy it, you can find out more on their website


About Jennifer

Jennifer is the author and founder of Subscription Box Ramblings. She first discovered subscription boxes in 2012 and has been addicted since. Current favorites include Popsugar Must Have Box, Boxycharm, Mommy Mailbox and Rachel Zoe Box of Style.


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