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In honor of the Solar Eclipse, That Daily Deal is currently offering a “Mystery Box of Light” for $19.99. I picked one up a while back and I am guessing it’s the same kind of items that are included now?
From That Daily Deal
First, let us start out telling you, this is sooooo worth it! With that out of the way, now on the the almost pointless vague description…
Are you one that enjoys a mystery, and things that light up? Well then, the Mystery Box of Light is for you, as at least you get a little bit of hint of what’s in it, things that light up in some way, shape, or form.
Although I can’t tell you what is in the box, I can say what is not. The original plan was to fill each box with hundreds of lightning bugs! How cool would that have been?!? But then a stuffed shirt over at PETA got wind of it and that epic idea was kaboshed pretty quick. Bummer. Seriously, how crazy cool would that have been?!? Ok, ok, I’m letting it go…
Have no fear though, as we take our mystery boxes pretty dang seriously and do our best to ensure that you are quite happy with the contents. Useful mixed with “ah cool”, the Mystery Box of Light is sure to well… light up your day, night, closet, the deep dark abyss that is your ex’s soulless heart. Ok, so once again I have a hard time letting things go.
So in conclusion, if you are a fan of mystery boxes, and things that light up, and can live with the fact that although it will be great stuff, it will not be hundreds of lightning bugs, then the Mystery Box of Light is something you don’t want to miss out on!
Along with the following fine print, we would also like to mention that we did all we could to capture the light put off by Matthew Mcconaughey’s smile, bottle it and include it in the boxes. But after 3 interns were temporarily blinded by looking directly into the intense gleam, we called it quits. Alas, some things just aren’t meant to be. Sorry to all those who slightly creep us out with the weird fascination of him, we tried, we really really tried.
Oh, so here is the fine print mentioned above, printed in really small print just to live up to expectations. This is a mystery box, you are buying the box as is with the knowledge that you may not like what’s in the box, although we doubt it! The boxes are non returnable and non refundable. We will now return to a respectable font size…
Have a great day and if you are still reading this…WOW. You deserve a nickle. Use coupon code “iheartbieber” when you check out. That is if typing that is worth the 5 cents.
