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Smartass and Sass is a gift and subscription service for “snarky individuals and cynical assholes.” They hand-select products for boxes that will make your inner sass-monster cackle with glee. Each box will include 4-8 new hand-picked and generally hilarious items each month you’re subscribed.
Smartass and Sass ships via USPS around the 20th of the month.
This box isn’t for everyone, but I get a kick out of it.
The August 2017 “I’m So Hangry” Smartass and Sass box included the following items:
~Burrito Friendship Card by Rhubarb Paper Co. ($4.50): LOL! Sometimes I do feel like this is the case! Or hope it is anyway. Hopefully, the burrito has guacamole and sour cream on it too!
~“I don’t wanna taco ’bout it” Heavy Duty Shopping Tote by The Pepper Mill Shop ($16): LOL! When my 5-year-old does something naughty and gets in trouble, he just says he doesn’t want to talk about it. Except when he says it, it sounds like taco. LOL!!! This bag is nice and roomy and very sturdy.
~Nom Nom 5×7 Prints 3-Pack by Smartass & Sass ($10): I don’t know what I will do with these prints, but they cracked me up. My favorite is the eggs one!
~Favorite Crunchies Chip Clip by Smartass & Sass ($3): HA! This chip clip says “Chips Are My Favorite Kind of Crunches”. Totally true and so funny.
~Dandi Creations Bubble Scoop Bubble Bath ($3.15): Bubble scoops contain bubbly and feature skin-loving oils and a gentle non-irritating skin friendly bubbling agent. They are softer than your traditional bath bomb and smell so good! I may have to order more of these (my 5-year-old loves baths).
~This is How I Cut Carbs Coffee Sleeve by The Scribble Studio ($8.95): I thought I knew about every coffee cup related item out there, but I didn’t know about this one! It slides on over your paper coffee cup and turns it into a handled cup. Smart!
~Cooking is Relaxing Magnet by Emily McDowell Studio ($5): Again, totally true! Except I don’t think cooking is relaxing at all. HA! B does, but sometimes you do just need to lay on the couch and order pizza.
All totaled I came up with a value of $50.60 for the August 2017 Smartass and Sass. Everything was cute, but I felt like it was missing something.