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The March 2023 Smartass and Sass theme is “GIVE ME A D*MN BREAK“!
You might not be traveling somewhere sunny for spring break but you still deserve some R&R, damn it! This month is all about taking care of the HBIC of your life (we’re looking at you). Get ready for some sassy self-care.
Spoilers
- Cheeky collectible marker* ⭐
- “Let That Sh*t Go” guided journal*⭐
- Witty water bottle Clever & cozy blanket*
- Hilarious hot/cold eye mask*⭐
- Luxurious lotion, body wash, & bubble bath set*
- Sensory sticker ⭐
- And a sassy shirt for BIG box subscribers!
* Items contain profanity. ⭐ These items are included in the Small Box subscription
Spoiler #1
-LET THAT SH*T GO JOURNAL by MONICA SWEENEY
The highlights:
- 128 pages of guided journaling
- 5.5″ x 7.5″ full-color, illustrated pages
- Say ‘farewell, motherf*cker!’ to the sh*t that bothers you!
What is Smartass and Sass?
Smartass and Sass is a gift and subscription service for snarky individuals and cynical assholes. They hand-select products for boxes that will make your inner sass-monster cackle with glee. Each box will include 4-8 new hand-picked and generally hilarious items each month you’re subscribed.
Cost: Shirt Only: $15.95/month. Box: $34.95/month. Big Box: $49.95/month. (prices do not include shipping)
Category: Lifestyle Subscription Boxes
