Smartass and Sass March 2023 Theme + Spoiler #1

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The March 2023 Smartass and Sass theme is “GIVE ME A D*MN BREAK“!

You might not be traveling somewhere sunny for spring break but you still deserve some R&R, damn it! This month is all about taking care of the HBIC of your life (we’re looking at you). Get ready for some sassy self-care.


  • Cheeky collectible marker* ⭐
  • “Let That Sh*t Go” guided journal*⭐
  • Witty water bottle Clever & cozy blanket*
  • Hilarious hot/cold eye mask*⭐
  • Luxurious lotion, body wash, & bubble bath set*
  • Sensory sticker ⭐
  • And a sassy shirt for BIG box subscribers!⁠

* Items contain profanity. ⭐ These items are included in the Small Box subscription

Spoiler #1


The highlights:

  • 128 pages of guided journaling
  • 5.5″ x 7.5″ full-color, illustrated pages
  • Say ‘farewell, motherf*cker!’ to the sh*t that bothers you!

What is Smartass and Sass?
Smartass and Sass is a gift and subscription service for snarky individuals and cynical assholes. They hand-select products for boxes that will make your inner sass-monster cackle with glee. Each box will include 4-8 new hand-picked and generally hilarious items each month you’re subscribed.
Cost: Shirt Only: $15.95/month. Box: $34.95/month. Big Box: $49.95/month.  (prices do not include shipping)
Category: Lifestyle Subscription Boxes

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Jennifer is the author and founder of Subscription Box Ramblings. She first discovered subscription boxes in 2012 and has been addicted since. Current favorites include CAUSEBOX, Boxycharm and Beachly!

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