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Dear Spam Comments, I really do not understand where you are coming from or who / what actually creates you, but I find you very annoying. Plus, you are making me miss / delete real comments because they are stuck in between your stupid vi*ara ads.
Dear Real Comments, Don’t be offended if you don’t get posted right away seeing how sometimes I don’t find you for days. I’ll publish all comments unless they are spam or flat out nasty.
Dear FB Page, I enjoy visiting you the day after I have a giveaway to see how many people have “unliked” my page. The number was at 444 last night, so let’s see how many “fans” I lose.
Dear Starbucks, I don’t even know why you advertise because I heard no less than 10 people talking about / posting about the return of the red cups. That’s the best advertising you could ever ask for. And yes, I will be getting some Starbucks today.
Dear Target, Okay, fine, you win. I visited you yesterday and bought some 50% off Halloween clearance items. I am ashamed of myself.
Dear People, Please stop posting pictures of your child sitting on the p*tty or in the bathtub or whatever. It seriously scares me to think who is seeing those. Do what parents did before the internet. Save them and show them to high school boyfriends / girlfriends.
Dear High School Girl I Saw Trick-Or-Treating, Your PLAYBOY BUNNY costume was just slightly inappropriate for 1) your age (which I am guessing was around 15) and 2) trick-or-treating in a 40 degree weather. I am certain that your parents are super proud of you.
Dear Chris Brown, Just when I thought my hatred for you couldn’t get any worse, you go and dress like a member of the Talib*n for Halloween. I am just curious, do you have PR people? Do they hate your guts? Because you, my friend, are a PR nightmare.
Dear Weekend, You are the first one in ages that we have no plans. None. Nothing. I think I’m in love with you.
Dear L, I couldn’t have been more proud when your teacher told us what a great kid you are in class and how you are so nice to your friends. I’m pretty sure we know who you take after on that one. And it’s not your Dad.
Dear WB, If your eyes are still blue at six months, does that mean they will stay blue? Fingers crossed ;).
To go with Chris Brown…..Rihanna must have same PR people when she shared her topless Halloween pic on instagram the morning after the party. I assume Chris Brown took it? I think I will choose to believe she set a self-timer which somehow seems less icky.
LOL when I was reading your post on my phone I though you said Charlie Brown…Its not till I reread your post on my computer did I read Chris Brown… I could not figure out why Charlie Brown would dress up like a member of the Talib*n for Halloween. UGH I am so glad it is Friday…Glass of wine here I come.
Thanks for your Real Comments blurb…I was sad for a while when one of my comments did not get posted. It is so fun to see them when they go live.
Thanks for a fun blog to read.
Kim~from TeXas.