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When I first got asked to review “adult” boxes I was all OMGIMNOTDOINGTHAT and then I thought why the heck not? It’s not like I am need to pass out any TMI or anything with my reviews, you know? So let’s get started.
I received my Spice Box from Spicy Subscriptions in the mail yesterday and decided to wait until after the kids went to bed to open it. I had NO idea what was going to be inside, so I didn’t want to risk the questions from L. The Spice Box came in a USPS envelope, totally discrete, so you don’t have to worry about carrying a box that says “I LIKE SEX TOYS” (*) or something along those lines if you run into a neighbor ;).
[spoiler]SpicySubscriptions offers two options, the Deluxe Spice Box (1 flirty item, 1-2 full sized products and 4-8 trial sized products) for $22.95 or the Premium Spice Box for $34.95 (1 deluxe item, 1-2 full sized products, 1 deluxe accessory and 4-8 trial sized products). I received the Premium Spice Box and B, who never sticks around to see what’s inside the boxes, just couldn’t wait for me to open it.
And like all other boxes, it came with an information card.
And now, what you’ve ALL(**) been waiting for, the contents:
~Heart’s Desire Warming Body Massager ($9.99): I’m not going to lie, when I saw this, I was like OMG that would feel so good on my neck right now. Clearly that is not the point, but I am keeping it real. It’s suppose to be used on “body curves” during massage, so I mean I kinda had the right idea ;). Ohh, I know what will work. B rubbing it on my neck! After all, he said he wanted to try the stuff in the box!
~DONA Sensual Chromotherapy Bath Treatment (Mangosteen) ($10.99): This looks super fun. It’s bath soak that dyes the water color and smells amazing at the same time. It’s formulated with eco-friendly food grade coloring, won’t dye your tub and moisturizes the skin. I am totally excited about this and cannot wait to try it. With bubbles. I am hoping it dyes the bubbles color too!
~My Joy Collection Edible Body Icing (Strawberry) ($7): I *almost* stuck my finger in this to taste it when it arrived. It looks yummy. It looks way nicer than any of the stuff than I have bought in the past (***) and would totally pick up this in the future.
~SpicySubscriptions Ben Wa Balls ($10): And this is where things get interesting. I haven’t read 50 Shades of Grey (I know, get with it), but I guess there was a “scene” involving these? I’ll admit it, these scare me. They come with instructions and they won’t get lost, but still I am freaked out! B was like wait, they go where? For what? I’ll let you all get your own set if you really want to find out more!
~Sample Products ($10): I didn’t do a calculation on all these, but I am guessing, all totaled, they are worth around $10? Seems beyond fair to me. I checked all of these out and the one that totally stood out was the Glyde condoms. They are the world’s first Ethical, Vegan & Fair Trade condom. I had no idea such a thing even existed!
All totaled, I came up with a value of $47.98 for the box. Spicy Subscriptions says that the value of the Premium Spice Box is $49.99 and I would have to say that’s just about accurate. I would totally send this subscription to a bachlorette or better yet, as a VALENTINE’S DAY gift. Tell me your husband wouldn’t be thrilled if this arrived at the door for you two?? SpicySubscriptions is offering a 5% discount on all boxes to my readers using code “ramblingsofasuburbanmom“, so what are you waiting for? Click here and order. But hurry up because you have to order by 2/5 to get the box in time for Valentine’s! You know you want to ;).[/spoiler]
(*) Oh the google searches I am going to get from this phrase. I can’t wait ;).
(**) Don’t act like you haven’t. I have gotten more questions / comments on this box than any other box I have ever reviewed ;).
(***) For bachelorette party presents. Duh ;).
Disclosure: I was given this box by SpicySubscriptions in exchange for my honest review. No compensation was received.