Friday’s Letters

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Dear Nana and Papa, Thanks for watching the kids so B and I can go to Chicago alone. I told WB to be on his best behavior, but you know how that goes.

Dear B, You cannot hold your phone two inches from me and say “if I show you these pictures you can’t ask any questions”. Umm, it doesn’t work like that. Not at all. And umm, your pictures (from some boys night out) weren’t even that interesting. So there.

Dear Random Casino on the way to Chicago, I am going to try and talk B into stopping in for a “bathroom break”. Fingers crossed ;).

Dear L, Have a fabulous field trip today! I cannot wait to hear all about it AND all about your first ride on a school bus.

Dear Post Office, Please don’t have a line.  I’m begging you.

Dear Jen, Good luck this weekend on your marathon!!  Eeek!  You will do amazing and I cannot wait to hear a full report!

Dear Kim K, You did not really post that on Instagram did you?  No you didn’t.  Really? Really?  No, you didn’t.

Dear Boston Red Sox (or Socks like I originally had – lol), I hate your beards.  Hate them.

Dear Me, I’m thinking maybe you over scheduled for the weekend.  There is alot going in these next few days.  Hindsight is 20-20.

Dear WB, While I know you are super annoyed by this runny nose you have, take comfort in the fact that you will never become dehydrated due to your off the charts popsicle consumption.  #bananas

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  1. Jenny

    Oh my you aren’t going on the fieldtrip? I’m going on Ns the 29th. Its his first one and his first school bus ride too. If all goes well I may skip the next one or send M;) I did ask N if he wanted me to go and he said I could this time to check it out. Its to a pumpkin patch so nothing exciting but there will be so many kids there it will be crazy.

    1. Jennifer

      We’re headed to Chicago so I can’t! where does his school go on field trips? Theirs today is to a greenhouse / pumpkin patch!

  2. brandy

    i had to click the kim picture. she has a great booty. and she just had a baby right! i’d post it too. whatever! hahaha

    1. Jennifer

      Lol. Are you even on Instagram??

  3. Jackie

    haha I would write “dear red sox: I don’t like you.”

    also how can B preface showing pictures with “you can’t ask questions”. He obviously doesn’t understand that when you say that, it automatically means you SHOULD ask questions haha

    1. Jennifer

      OMG. Nice that I had originally written “Socks”. Lol. I need more sleep!!!

      And I know. I was like really B? Get real. Show me the pictures and then I’ll decide if questions are necessary.

  4. Jen

    Enjoy your trip to Chicago! 🙂

    1. Jennifer

      Thank you!

  5. Pilar

    Hey, do anyone want to use my Graze friend code? Only four people can use it tho and you get your first and fifth box free. PILARB1GP

  6. Lauren

    Have fun in Chicago! My parents are actually right there for a law conference (fun, fun!) Also, there is no way Kim K’s booty is real. I mean look at that thing! How can it be so big and uh, perky?! I mean, I’m sure she does a lot of squats but still. Booty implants? Injections? Why am I even wondering about this?!

    1. Jennifer

      LOL. I don’t know! It does look good though.

      Hope your parents are having fun. It’s cold here!

  7. Mrs. L

    I think I have over-scheduled through the end of the year! Sigh.

    Have a great time in Chicago!

    1. Jennifer

      Thank you!

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