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Dear Matthew McConaughey, You are one smooth dude.
Dear Jury Duty, Somehow it took almost 20 years for my time to come, but it has. I was overdue for sure. I’ll see you (and the free wifi and library books) in December.
Dear Jessa Duggar, Did you really? Something tells me Jim Bob didn’t like that one bit!
Dear Target Halloween Clearance, I am sorry I didn’t hit you up for your 90% off deals. I just wasn’t feeling the selection this year. Hopefully we can get together again soon.
Dear My Inbox, I promise you will be handled this weekend. Because you have been being neglected and I feel badly about that.
Dear WB, I am sorry we haven’t been making our normal Starbucks runs. I know you need a Cakepop. We’ll get one soon. I promise.
Dear Michigan State, Ahhh, Tomorrow night is going to be nuts. I am so nervous and excited. #gogreen
Dear Christmas Lights, Why are you up a zillion places already? There is a tree lighting at the mall this weekend already. It seems early, but maybe not?
Dear L, I cannot believe you lost your second tooth of the week last night. That is crazy. Honestly we all have no idea how you even eat. You are missing SO many teeth!
Dear Gar Prices, Are you for real? Because with my Kroger rewards added in, I ended up paying $2.39/gallon this week. That is crazy amazing. I.love.it.
Dear Jay Leno, I can’t wait to see you on The Tonight Show tonight. You are a total class act and I look forward to hearing what you have been up to!