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Dear Ford Credit, PLEASE do not look too closely at that red Escape I just turned it. I may have once backed into a closing garage door, but I would prefer if you didn’t notice that.
Dear WB, What happened to you yesterday? You were actually swimming in swim class! OMG! I was so proud. Keep up the good work!
Dear Kerri from Dating Naked, OMG I cannot believe you got rid of Mason. NO! He was the best! Maybe he’ll end up being the next Bachelor? #teammason
Dear MEPS Survey Lady, Not that I don’t think you are totally cool and fabulous, because I do, but I really hope this doesn’t take too long today.
Dear PTO Calendar, Well, you are looking mighty full this year aren’t you? I might as well get all these dates marked down now!
Dear Sesame Street, I can’t believe you are moving to HBO. The end of an era ;(.
Dear The Detroit Lions, Undefeated! You are off to a good start, but I suspect it won’t last.
Dear Kathie Lee, I can’t wait to see you back on the Today Show next week! Since I watch your show every day I feel like I know you (yes, I know I sound crazy) and I was so sad when Frank passed away ;(.
Dear Baxter and Buddy, You two have been troublemakers lately! I don’t know what’s gotten into you, but I hope it’s over soon!