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Dear The New Mailbox, You are perfect. Even the mailman said how great you were!
Dear L, I can’t wait to see what April Fool’s Day tricks you are going to try to play on me. I am sure you’ll end up getting me since I am super gullible!
Dear Rain, Enough already. I think we are set for the next few months.
Dear Spring Break, We may not be going anywhere, but we are still going to have fun!
Dear Boss Baby, I think you might be my new favorite cartoon and I haven’t even gone to see you yet.
Dear Telemarketers, Enough already. Whatever you have I don’t want it and I am not going to fall for it. And no recorded voice lady, my Microsoft Windows hasn’t been “suspended” and I don’t need to call you immediately. I don’t even use Microsoft anything and even if I did I wouldn’t appreciate a computer voice telling at me into the phone.
Dear My Neighbors, With the news that Trading Spaces is coming back to tv, which of you can I talk into participating with me?? Just a note – I will be mad if I end up with a hay wall.
Dear The Today Show, What are the odds of adding an afternoon hour? Maybe around 2pm? I would love that!
Dear W, Yes, that new Paw Patrol episode with Sweetie and the Crown is amazing. I think it’s even better when you tell me everything that’s going to happen before it happens though. LOL!!!!!!! Totally cracks me up.