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Smartass & Sass Subscription Review – May 2017

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Smartass & Sass Subscription Review - May 2017
Smartass and Sass is a gift and subscription service for “snarky individuals and cynical assholes.” They hand-select products for boxes that will make your inner sass-monster cackle with glee. Each box will include 4-8 new hand-picked and generally hilarious items each month you’re subscribed.

Smartass and Sass
Cost: $41.90/month ($34.95 + $6.96 S/H)
Ships To: United States.
Coupon Code: N/A

Smartass and Sass ships via USPS around the 20th of the month.

Last month’s box was a bit of a letdown, but this one looked great from the start.

The May 2017 “Get Your Shit Together” Smartass and Sass box included the following items:

~I Hope Your Day Is As Nice As Your Butt Card by 622Press ($4): LOL!  This is the perfect card for B (my husband)!  He has a nice butt and would get a total kick out of this because I tell him how nice it is all the time.

~Dat Booty Lip Balm by Humphrey’s Handmade ($3.75): “DAT BOOTY” tastes like “fresh picked sweet and tart raspberries”.  It’s a natural balm, but unlike most natural balms, this one has added mango butter and beeswax so that it won’t melt.  It smelled amazing and was smooth going on.

~Hot Shit Pot Holder by Erin Elyse Designs ($10): Sometimes I do make some “Hot Shit”!  LOL!  This potholder is 7.75″ x 7.75″ in size, has a silver heat resistant backing and hanging loop!  It’s going in my kitchen ASAP!

~Kick Ass Notebook by Smartass & Sass (~$5): The pages of this notebook are blank, and it has a watercolor/camo design on the front.  You can use it for your ideas to take over the world or just to make your grocery lists in.

~Poop Washi Tape by Julie Ann Art ($4.50): I will admit to having a lot of washi tape, and it gets hard to keep track of which I have, but I know for sure I don’t have any poop washi!  I will be using this in my new planner on those days that just didn’t go quite as planned.

~Take a Poop Matches by Inkspot Workshop ($4):  Hopefully, if you leave these in the bathroom people will get the hint and use them.

~Do Epic Shit Mug by Paper Berry Press ($14.95):  If there were a mug of the month subscription (and there may well be, and I just don’t know it), I would subscribe.  I LOVE mugs and have an overflowing rack on my wall with them all displayed.  Use this for your morning coffee as a reminder on how to proceed with your day.

~Bonus Stickers: This month’s box had a bonus sheet of Smart & Ass stickers!  Obviously, I love these and will be using them in my notebook or planner.

All totaled the May 2017 Smartass, and Sass box had a value of about $46 (not including the value of the bonus stickers). That’s only a few dollars higher than the value of the April box, but I liked this box 1000x more.  They did a great job with the theme, and it had a ton of fun items!

What do you think of Smartass and Sass?  If you are interested in ordering, you can learn more about them here.

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Jennifer: Jennifer is the author and founder of Subscription Box Ramblings. She first discovered subscription boxes in 2012 and has been addicted since. Current favorites include CAUSEBOX, Boxycharm and Beachly!
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