Friday’s Letters

Dear Apple Store, I don't want to be anywhere near you today! The lines on tv looked insane. #nothankyou Dear…

Dear "The Quest", I kind of like you. You remind me of The Challenge on MTV. I am kind of…

Dear Michigan State, I am nervous about tomorrow's game. So nervous. Ugh. I am nervous even typing about it. Dear…

Dear Britney Spears, Ugh. I am sorry your boyfriend cheated on you. He's dumb. #teambritney Dear Dollar Tree, Why don't…

Dear The Bank, You win, I am getting a new ATM pin number. Enjoy that $5 you are charging me…

Dear Kim Kardashian, Umm, no, most people do not take 15-20 selfies before getting "the perfect" selfie to post. No,…

Dear Baxter, Stop messing with the big dogs in the neighborhood. Seriously. You are going to get eaten. Dear GAP…

Dear WB, I am so glad your cold is gone. So glad! You are not very fun when you are sick.…

Dear L, Your new addition to "YoubTube" videos is getting out of hand. I do see why you are sucked…

Dear Cough Drops, How important is it that I follow the rules and only have one of you every two…