Letters

Dear Thanksgiving, You were fun! I wish we did this more than once a year ;). Dear Sephora, I always leave your website frustrated after Black Friday, but it never…

Dear Veterans, Thank you for your service. Dear My Eyebrows, You are in need of some serious help. So bad. Dear Designated Survivor, Why are you all screwed up on…

Dear Crazy, Stupid, Love, I love you. Seriously one of the best movies ever. Dear My Roomba, I am amazed by the amount of filth you collect. So gross. I…

Dear W, You don't know it yet, but I ordered you a Squirtle (it's a Pokemon guy) costume that should be here tomorrow. It might be a little big, but…

Dear The Weather, Thank you for not raining for Trunk-or-Treat. Because this event in the rain would be miserable. Dear B, Yes, you are right, I shouldn't be using adult…

Dear Leggings, I don't care what people say. I think you are pants. Dear My Washing Machine, I may not be an expert, but I think don't think you are…

Dear L, I LOVE your school pictures. You look so handsome! Dear My Water Bill, WHAT? I want a recount. So does everyone else in the neighborhood. #highestwaterbillever Dear My…

Dear B, We missed you!  SO happy you are home (for a few days anyway). Dear M2M Sale, I don't know how / why I agreed to help move tables…

Dear That Package, It looks like we'll never find each other. Maybe in 20 years I will get a strange delivery and it'll be you. Dear Facebook Quizzes, Why do…

Dear My Allergies, I hate you. I am unclear where you came from, but these past few years have been bad. I am hoping you disappear just as quickly as…

Dear The Lions, Thanks for treating my boys to a win last night. Dear sleeping with the windows open, You are everything. Dear Chipotle, Kids eat free on Sundays? See…