Letters

Dear My Boys, Have a great weekend up-north! I will miss you!! Dear Black Friday, Once again I decided not to venture out. I did drive by Target and Best…

Dear Bigby, Thank you for being so close to swimming class. Dear L's School, The new system for the drop-off line is incredible. It moves so.much.faster. Thank you. Dear Command…

Dear Trainwreck, You weren't as funny as I thought you would be. Dear My Boys, If you guys get a cat, which I admit are pretty cute, please also get…

Dear Oprah, I never tire of reading your favorite things lists. Those favorite things shows were the best thing ever. Dear Secret Santa People, Okay, it looks like this thing…

Dear Rain, You seriously can't stay away for one day? Is it really necessary to rain every Halloween? I think not. Dear B, I don't know where your new interest…

Dear The Cubs, I am sorry ;(. I was really routing for you to pull out a miracle. Dear WB, I am sorry for confusing you. When I said it…

Dear Post Season Baseball, I have to admit, you are fun to watch. So much drama in these games! Dear Michigan State, Good luck this weekend. You're gunna need it.…

Dear Teen Mom 2, Well, part 2 of the reunion was a mess. Just like part 1. Can we get the full story on some of this stuff? Because I…

Dear Homeland, OMG how did I miss that you are back on this weekend? I've got some refreshing to do tomorrow night. Dear B, I will miss you this weekend.…

Dear Teen Mom, You are a train wreck. I will so miss you on my tv every week though. Until next season! Dear The Pope, You're everywhere. You must be…

Dear Doritos, I like the message you are promoting with these rainbow colored chips, but actually consuming green and purple and blue chips? Yeah, I don't know about that. Dear…

Dear L, Today is the day we find out who your teacher is! I cannot wait and I know you can't either! Dear Play! by Sephora, I hear that some…

Dear Ford Credit, PLEASE do not look too closely at that red Escape I just turned it. I may have once backed into a closing garage door, but I would…

Dear Last Night's Debate, You were quite entertaining. I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing though. Dear Target, Thank you for having the new EOS…

Dear Tonight's Blue Moon, I hope you are as cool as everyone is saying you will be! I can't wait to look! Dear L, I hope you are loving every…

Dear (Teen Mom) Leah, Oh Leah, I thought my car was messy. No, it's not. At least not compared to your car. I am worried for you girl. Dear The…

Dear Yesterday's Headache, Oh man, you were brutal. I thought I was done with you. I guess I thought wrong. Dear Teen Mom Chelsea, You are making me want to…

Dear Teen Mom 2, What a treat it was to find you on my tv last night! Chelsea, that new boyfriend of yours is fantastic. Total eye candy. And Jenelle,…

Dear Up-North, It's good to see you! Dear Bath & Body Works, Stop having sales! For real. I want to resist your insanely cheap 3-wick candles, but I just don't…

Dear This Week, You FLEW by! Seriously, I have no idea how, but you are already over! Wow. Dear My Inbox, Will you ever be cleaned out? Do I really…

Dear Golf, I don't know why, buy I always enjoy watching you! Dear Tiger Woods, What's going on???  I almost can't even watch. Dear L, Yay for finally moving up…

Dear Target, I am sad you canceled my Beauty Box orders, but not too sad about those $10 gift cards you are sending me to make up for it. Dear…