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Dear Deli Counter Lady / Meat Slicer, Thank you for slicing 3 pounds of the worst cut turkey I have ever seen in my entire life. It made for an entertaining time rolling it all up and a hot mess of a deli tray. On the bright side, it’s possible I will never be asked to bring something in like this again.
Dear Weekend, You are going to be a busy one! I can only hope you are half as productive as the last one.
Dear Justin Bieber, Stop it. Just stop it. And pull your pants up while you are at it.
Dear L, I swear you grew like 5 inches overnight. I’m not even sure how it’s possible, but it happened. And you now own all new pants since the ones I bought at the beginning of school year no long fit.
Dear Auto Correct Fails, I love you. Seriously. I could be in the crappiest mood ever, but you can always make me laugh until I am crying. B even thinks you are hysterical. #autocorrectrules
Dear Bath & Body Works, How about you put those big three-wick candles back on sale? I have located my coupons and am ready, but of course you haven’t had them on sale since. And if you put them on sale on Black Friday, please do it online as well. I cannot even entertain the idea of going on your store next week. I cannot.
Dear WB, I don’t know why you insist on taking trains to bed with you every night, but unless they are in your crib with you, you FREAK OUT. I personally don’t think snuggling a train his fun, but what do I know?
Dear My Car, You are a complete disaster zone. The outside is filthy (thanks to driving through a bunch of mud puddles after school one day – for fun) and the inside has more toys on the floor than a toybox could ever hold. If you haven’t cleaned yourself when I take L to school today, I suppose I will have to do it myself.
Consider getting WB a stuffed animal train for Xmas… It’ll be way more comfortable for him to smoosh on at night! 🙂
Ohh, I think we actually have a stuffed train somewhere! I don’t know if it will work, but I am going to try it.
I had a son that used a train like a blanket. He had to have it everywhere he went or he freaked out. I thought it was weird, but he grew out of it. However, we now have the biggest train collection around.
Ha!! We do too. Thank goodness I have another train lover in the house!
N has been growing like a weed too. I swear about a month ago we went through his pants and they all fit and now they are starting to be high waters. I can not have my son wearing high waters to school. I guess pants are on his Christmas list 😉
I know. A few days when he walked out the door I was like OMG, we can’t have this!!!
OH now i know you what you meant by rolled turkey!!! LOL that’s funny.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! Just rolled up pieces of turkey. Everyone else seemed to buy the prepackaged stuff, but I used the stuff from the deli counter. Lesson learned.
I cheated last year, I was asked to bring the same type tray. 5 lbs of rolled up turkey!! I ordered it from Publix and had them do it!! I saved me the headache big time!!
That is what I wanted to do, but I never quite got around to calling and ordering.
I love the letters idea!! Would you care if I stole it on my blog??
It’s not my idea. It’s a link up that “The Sweet Season” hosts. That’s her image and if you click it it will link back to her.
http://www.thesweetseasonblog.com
My deli lady always shows me the slice to see if it’s thick/thin enough. I usually don’t have my glasses so can’t really tell. Sometimes I say it’s okay and sometimes I ask for it to be a little thicker. It’s sort of a random crapshoot, as I’m never sure what I’m going to get! *L*
Love the stuffed train idea! Hope WB goes for it!
I get confused when they ask me how I want it sliced. I just reply “normal”.
I still can’t find the gingerbread m & m’s!! I’m desperate!!
I’ll mail you some if you really want!!
Dom is the same way with his trains! LOL! He is 2 years, 3 mos and has been obsessed with Thomas for the past month. He has to take them everywhere, watch Thomas all the time and definitely sleep with an assortment of trains! 🙂
My older son was the same. I was really hoping WB would be a train guy too or I’d have to figure out what to do with all these trains!!! Thank goodness he likes them.
I laughed at your dirty car comment. Mine has always been a disaster zone since I had kids. And I have big kids. I always apologize to others in advance when they get in my truck just in case their feet become stuck to the floor. I actually washed it last week and one of my friends was like I never knew your car was white, I thought it was tan. HA! I dream of a clean luxury car one day…….
Seriously it’s a disaster! My car is red but it also looks tan right now!
Do you have the app called snipsnap? It has tons of coupons for almost any store imaginable….so you don’t have to track down coupons to go shopping anymore. I just used a 20% one for B&BW the other day 🙂
NO! What is this amazing that you speak of???