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Dear L and WB, I am so glad you are feeling better. So glad! I didn’t mind those extra snuggles I was getting from you though WB. That was nice.
Dear Max Bullough, What on earth did you do to get suspended for the Rose Bowl? Even my Schwan’s man was talking me to me about it. Disappointed in you to say the least. Like you really care what I think, but still.
Dear SNL, That special last night? Hysterical. B and I were cracking up. So many great skits I had forgotten about. Mom jeans? Ha!!!!!!!
Dear L, Umm, so now that you have bunk beds you don’t need to sleep with your light on anymore? Or even your Christmas tree? Maybe it’s sleeping up high? I don’t know.
Dear Kim Kardashian, What did your man Yeezy do to that beautiful Birkin? Stop it. I can’t. I cannot.
Dear Target, You sucked me in with your Christmas clearance yesterday. I couldn’t resist. I even bought stuff. Not a lot, but still. I won’t be back until it’s 70% off though. For real.
Dear Sprint, Your Totes McGoats commercial cracks me up every time I see it. B and I now say Totes McGoats on a regular basis. It gets me every time. #HottieMcHotterson
Dear My iPad, It’s good to know that you can survive a fall (well a throw) from the table to the tile floor. And Dear WB, if you didn’t like that Elmo episode, perhaps you could have just turned it off?
Dear Rainbow Loom, I had no idea you would be so difficult to figure out! My goodness. My college degrees are not match for you. I was this close to calling over an eight year-old to help me. This close. Until…
Dear Ashley Steph, Thank you for your amazing YouTube video on how to use that thing. When your mom called you during the video I wanted to yell back “NOT NOW, SHE’S TEACHING ME HOW TO MAKE A BRACELET”!!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously, nice work! My 5 year-old and I thank you.