Friday’s Letters

Dear Orange Theory, OMG, what happened on Wednesday?  I thought the workout was hard, but I didn't expect to be that sore. Wow. Dear The Last Month of School, You…

Dear My iPhone, I don't understand why you sometimes don't recognize my thumbprint?  It makes no sense at all. Dear L, I cannot believe this is your last day being…

Dear B, It was fun to have you home, even if it was just for a few hours. See you in a few days! Dear L, Good luck on testing…

Dear B, We (still) miss you! Dear Cycle Class, You hurt, but I am loving you! Dear Buster, See, I told you that your hair would grow back from that…

Dear B, We miss you! Dear Target, The dollar spot has been amazing lately.  Thank you.  Then again, maybe not? Dear Cycle Class, Please don't be too rough on me…

Dear The Easter Bunny, You need to get your act together and get those baskets together!  Easter is in two days! Geez. Dear Facebook, Seriously, these suggested groups?  I don't…

Dear Spring Break, You've been fun, but we could have done with a tad less rain. Okay, a LOT less rain. Dear The Dogs, I love that you all like…

Dear The New Mailbox, You are perfect. Even the mailman said how great you were! Dear L, I can't wait to see what April Fool's Day tricks you are going…

Dear Whole Foods, Please don't sell out of the beauty bag by the time I get there today. Dear Kids, I don't know what got into you yesterday, but you…

Dear Parallel Parking, I don't know when exactly they taught you in Driver's Training, but I am going to go ahead and assume I missed that day. #clueless #illjustparksomewhereelse Dear…

Dear Buddy, It took a few days, but you are now just as excited about having Buster around as the rest of us are. #bestfriends Dear Hives, Good riddance.  Please…

Dear B, You are the best!  For real, the best. Dear USPS, I love the site redo! Dear L, Have I mentioned how awesome you have been doing at school?…

Dear L, I am so glad you are feeling better!!! Dear Kailyn (from Teen Mom), Wow, I did not expect to hear that you were expecting! Is it bad that…

Dear B, We can't wait to see you! Dear The Daily Recap Newsletter, You'll be back just as soon as I can make sure you aren't capturing updated posts as…

Dear This Cold, I don't know where you came from, but I hope you go back just as quickly as you arrived. Dear Cold Medicine, Colds are not fun, but…

Dear MSU, Nice win last night! Hopefully, this means the season is turning around and you are no longer on the bubble. Dear B, We still miss you! And thanks…

Dear B, We all still miss you! Dear My Mailman, I will never understand why you come by my house (and every other house on your route) twice per day…

Dear adidas, Thank you! Everything was perfect this time. #noemptybox Dear The PTO Meeting, You were actually fun last night. Not sure why, but you were. Dear B, We all…

Dear The Lions, Come on, make my weekend and win this game! Dear Facetime, What would we do without you? Technology is seriously amazing. Dear B, We miss you, but…

Dear 2016, I am so over you! In fact I already threw away my 2016 Calendars, so you are already over in my book. Dear Target Clearance, Ahh, you sucked…

Dear B, It's been fun hanging out with you this week! You have been out of town so much this year! Dear The Weather, PLEASE snow this weekend like they…

Dear B, We can't wait to see you today! Dear WalMart, Your sueded leggings are amazing. And cheaper ($5.88) and easier to score than LLR ones. Dear My POPSUGAR Boxes,…

Dear Thanksgiving, You were fun! I wish we did this more than once a year ;). Dear Sephora, I always leave your website frustrated after Black Friday, but it never…

Dear Veterans, Thank you for your service. Dear My Eyebrows, You are in need of some serious help. So bad. Dear Designated Survivor, Why are you all screwed up on…

Dear Crazy, Stupid, Love, I love you. Seriously one of the best movies ever. Dear My Roomba, I am amazed by the amount of filth you collect. So gross. I…