Friday’s Letters

Dear My New Planner, Get here soon so I can get planning. I didn't know that I used my planner that much. Until I didn't have one.  Fingers crossed you…

Dear CC Company, Okay, fine, you caught me. I did indeed go to 4 different Targets in one day. I appreciate that you don't want some crazy person stealing my…

Dear The Fiscal Cliff, I hope someone does something (and fast) about you so we don't fall off. Dear Snow, Thank you for visiting us!!! L has been having a…

The Flu, I don't know if it was you or something if it was something I ate, but I am so glad you are gone. Now if you will just…

Dear Denise Richards, You are a class act. Taking care of your ex-husband's & his ex-wife's kids while she is in rehab and he is working (and being crazy)? You,…

Dear L, When you have a cold, screaming and crying about it is not going to make your runny nose better. In fact, it's going to make it worse. The…

Dear Snow, I am super excited for you to make an appearance. If it's going to be cold outside, it might as well snow so we can go outside and…

Dear Spam Comments, I really do not understand where you are coming from or who / what actually creates you, but I find you very annoying. Plus, you are making…

Dear My SIL, Good thing you sent me those pictures I wanted for my "project".  We all know how amazing the pictures my brother (your husband) takes are and those…

Dear The Situation, Don't screw things up with Paula.  She seems like such a nice girl and I am assuming you are beyond nice to her or she wouldn't have…

Dear A-Hole Who Tried to Use My Credit Card At Target, Umm you are lucky you didn't get arrested. You made a fake credit card which happened to have my…

Dear WB, I tried your formula the other day and OMG, I totally understand why you hate your bottles.  I don't blame you one bit for not wanting to eat that…

Dear Groupon, Thank you SO much for the tracking number of the item I purchased. I wondered why it was taking the long way to Michigan (from Maryland to Arizona…

Dear U-verse: I received that wireless tv router thing I requested, but did you have to make it so complicated to hook up? Geez. Even B can't get it to…

Dear System Scammers, I detest you. Making the system work in your favor is one thing. Totally scamming it is another. You should be ashamed of yourselves. Except you're not…