Friday’s Letters

Dear L, Today is the day we find out who your teacher is! I cannot wait and I know you can't either! Dear Play! by Sephora, I hear that some…

Dear Ford Credit, PLEASE do not look too closely at that red Escape I just turned it. I may have once backed into a closing garage door, but I would…

Dear Last Night's Debate, You were quite entertaining. I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing though. Dear Target, Thank you for having the new EOS…

Dear Tonight's Blue Moon, I hope you are as cool as everyone is saying you will be! I can't wait to look! Dear L, I hope you are loving every…

Dear (Teen Mom) Leah, Oh Leah, I thought my car was messy. No, it's not. At least not compared to your car. I am worried for you girl. Dear The…

Dear Yesterday's Headache, Oh man, you were brutal. I thought I was done with you. I guess I thought wrong. Dear Teen Mom Chelsea, You are making me want to…

Dear Teen Mom 2, What a treat it was to find you on my tv last night! Chelsea, that new boyfriend of yours is fantastic. Total eye candy. And Jenelle,…

Dear Up-North, It's good to see you! Dear Bath & Body Works, Stop having sales! For real. I want to resist your insanely cheap 3-wick candles, but I just don't…

Dear This Week, You FLEW by! Seriously, I have no idea how, but you are already over! Wow. Dear My Inbox, Will you ever be cleaned out? Do I really…

Dear Golf, I don't know why, buy I always enjoy watching you! Dear Tiger Woods, What's going on???  I almost can't even watch. Dear L, Yay for finally moving up…

Dear Target, I am sad you canceled my Beauty Box orders, but not too sad about those $10 gift cards you are sending me to make up for it. Dear…

Dear Swim School, WB starts next week and I am worried. For you. Are you ready for this? Dear Tropical Smoothie Cafe, OMG I am so excited you finally opened!…

Dear Long Weekend, You couldn't have arrived at a more perfect time. I love you! Dear Letterman, I haven't watched you recently, but I will miss you. I always loved…

Dear Friday, It took you a long time to arrive this week, but I am very very happy to see you. Dear Headaches, You suck. And Dear Allergies That Give…

Dear B, While I don't necessarily like when you are away, I LOVE having the garage to myself and being able to park however I want. Dear Tiger and Lindsey,…

Dear Mom, Now I know why you don't love sewing. It's hard work! Dear WB Please, please, please let's get rid of this cold or whatever it is that is…

Dear Snow, Really? It looked like a blizzard outside the other day. You know it's nearly May right? Stop it. Dear KEEP Collective, I cannot wait for your Summer line…

Dear Find My Phone, You really do work. Why haven't I used you more? Amazing. Dear Random Real Estate Lady Who Called Me Yesterday, Uhh no, we do not want…

Dear Jimmy Fallon's Puppies, I have always loved watching your predications, but I love you even more now that you selected Michigan State to win the Final 4!! Dear POPSUGAR,…

Dear March Madness, Day 1 is in the books and you did not disappoint! I am looking forward to seeing what Day 2 brings. Hopefully it's a Michigan State win!…

Dear March Madness, It's nearly time! I am getting way too excited for the Selection Show on Sunday. As usual though I will pick my Spartans to go way too…