Friday’s Letters

Dear The Bank, You win, I am getting a new ATM pin number. Enjoy that $5 you are charging me for it. Dear TJ Maxx, I love you. I seriously…

Dear Kim Kardashian, Umm, no, most people do not take 15-20 selfies before getting "the perfect" selfie to post. No, no, no. That's what filters are for. Dear Garage Sale,…

Dear Baxter, Stop messing with the big dogs in the neighborhood. Seriously. You are going to get eaten. Dear GAP Kids, I am super excited about your 40% off Friends…

Dear WB, I am so glad your cold is gone. So glad! You are not very fun when you are sick. Dear "Levo", I am not familiar with exactly why I…

Dear L, Your new addition to "YoubTube" videos is getting out of hand. I do see why you are sucked in though because I also find myself unable to turn…

Dear Cough Drops, How important is it that I follow the rules and only have one of you every two hours? Is that for real? Or just a mere suggestion?…

Dear Disney, Please stop sending me e-mails about my upcoming trip. You are far too organized and want me to remember too much. It's making my head hurt. I'll bring…

Dear Everyone, Happy 4th of July! I hope everyone has a great day today!!! Dear Pottery Barn Outlet, You got me yesterday. You totally got me. An additional 20% off…

Dear FedEx, Eeek, please get here early today with my new Erin Condren planner!!!! I am so looking forward to meeting you. Dear L, You,without that front tooth, might be…

Dear L, How is that tooth still loose? It makes no sense at all that it hasn't fallen out yet. Maybe it will today?? Fingers crossed! Dear My Neighbor, Why…

Dear Disney Customer Service, You are incredible. Magically really. You are chipper and helpful and even though I may wait on hold for a long time, I never hang up…

Dear PopSugar, My goodness, 6.1 pounds for the Summer Fun Must Have box? What is in you? I cannot wait to find out! I have my fingers crossed for spoilers…

Dear Baxter, I have no idea how you ended up locked in the bathroom yesterday and I don't know that I want to know. I do know that I need…

Dear Lamp Shade in My Backyard, Why? How did you get here? Isn't someone missing you? I hope they come get you, but they probably won't. Dear My Children, Why…

Dear PopSugar, Thank you for not making us wait for those April 2014 Must Have Box spoilers.  I was getting super antsy to see what was in that resort box,…

Dear Marshalls, Ugh. Why didn't you have those rolls of washi tape everyone has been posting about on FB? Now I am going to have to go to another Marshalls…

Dear Verizon, Guess what? I can't cash that $0.25 check you sent me. The ATM spits it back out at me like it knows just how stupid it is that…