Friday’s Letters

Dear The Genius Bar, Ugh. I will see you soon. Once again I have broken my iPhone and am in need of your services. Please take pity on me. I…

Dear Christmas, You are officially over at my house. Tree(s) are down, decorations are put away and all is back to normal. Dear L, I am loving having you home.…

Dear L and WB, I am so glad you are feeling better. So glad! I didn't mind those extra snuggles I was getting from you though WB. That was nice.…

Dear Salvation Army, Please have some fun stuff today. Specifically an ugly Christmas sweater for L. And some other fun stuff I might like. Dear Target, Sounds like you have…

Dear My Internet, You suck. And Dear AT&T, please do not direct me to use the customer service on the internet to report a problem with MY INTERNET. Dear L,…

Dear Target.com, Why you required signature deliver on two gift cards I had ordered but not on B's iPad Air I'll never know. The UPS man chased me down to…

Dear Deli Counter Lady / Meat Slicer, Thank you for slicing 3 pounds of the worst cut turkey I have ever seen in my entire life. It made for an…

Dear Friday, I'm in Love! (Saturday wait. And sunday always comes too late…..) Dear B, The casino on Monday? Well if you insist. After all, it is your holiday. Who…

Dear Nordstrom Girls, I cannot thank you enough for fixing my way too expensive Tom Ford sunglasses I got for Mother's Day. I popped the lens out on accident while…

Dear MGM Grand, Thank you for not taking all of my money. You took a little, but I didn't lose it all and I think that makes me a winner.…

Dear Thursdays Nights on NBC, I am so glad you are back. You are one of the best nights on tv for sure. Dear L, Well what do you know,…

Dear L's Music Teacher, I'd love to know what you were wearing yesterday that made L tell me you looked like "a piece of bologna with white stripes". I feel…

Dear Morning, Why do you have to come so soon? Getting up early (i.e. before 9am) sucks. I've been seeing much more of you lately and you are making me…

Dear L, I can't even tell you how much I have enjoyed this all time we've gotten to spend together this past year / year and a half.  WB and…

Dear Garage Sale, You better be worth it because frankly, I am already over you and you haven't really even started yet. Dear Nicole, I still don't know who you…

Dear B, Thank you for the flowers. And for doing the dishes last night.  And for being such a good Daddy.  These boys adore you.  And I suppose I do…

Dear IKEA, Sadly we were unable to connect this week. Hopefully we'll be able to work something out next week, because I miss you. Dear This Week, I don't know…

Dear H&M, OMG finally. We can finally shop online. I can't believe it has taken this long, but I am happy to have you. Dear L, I hope you are…

Dear Blogher, This just isn't going to work out this year. How about you come to a Midwestern city again next year and I will be there for sure. Actually…

Dear Target, I'll see you later. For the Summer Clearance and for some things I actually NEED, including hangers. Please Target, please, do not let me leave without hangers. Dear…