Friday’s Letters
Dear Haute Look, Do I need your Summer Beauty Bag? No. Am I considering buying you? Yes. Dear My Flip-Flops, Why do I insist on wearing you when I go…
Dear Haute Look, Do I need your Summer Beauty Bag? No. Am I considering buying you? Yes. Dear My Flip-Flops, Why do I insist on wearing you when I go…
Dear Jenny W, Congrats, you won the Hello Fresh Giveaway!!! I will be passing your information along to Hello Fresh and they will be in contact! Dear Up-North, It's been…
Dear Me, What a brilliant idea to stay up until past 3am "organizing" last night. You won't be too tired today or anything. On the bright side, things are looking…
Dear WB, Did you seriously try to get up at 6am yesterday? Seriously? Come on. You know that's not happening. Thankfully after watching a little tv (aka your aquariums) in your…
Dear Hulu, I was so overwhelmed by all your trashy reality show content last night that I ended up watching the NBA Finals (which I could care less about). I…
Dear Apple Jacks Cereal, Since when did you change colors? You used to be, well, the color of the inside of an apple. Now you are green and orange. I…
Dear L, After you wash your hands, it is unnecessary to walk around holding them in the air like a doctor before surgery. Let's be real, you spend most of…
Dear Pottery Barn Outlet, I haven't seen you in over a year and I think it's time. Don't tell B, but we'll be together this weekend. Dear HelloFresh, You've done…
Dear GAP, An 40% off sale items, PLUS 14% cash back through ebates? Seriously? What are you trying to do to me? Is deal is too amazing not to take…
Dear Me, Yesterday was not Friday. You should get a calendar. It's possible you are going to be one of those people that takes your kids to school on the…
Dear Baxter, It's totally unnecessary that you come in the bathroom with me EVERY morning. It's not a party in there and it might be the only time for the…
Dear Big Doggy & Little Doggy, Fellas, it looks like your days are numbered. Perhaps you should stop "coming to life" in L's dreams so he's not so freaked out…
Dear Ryan Lochte, I'm sorry, but I was CRACKING up at this interview you did. But I will admit, you are insanely good looking though and I am certainly going…
Dear The Rain, Enough already. You've been here for the last week straight. I've had enough. Pretty soon we are going to have to build an ark. I am expecting…
Dear PopSugar, Can you just let out some spoilers about the April Must Have Box so we can all stop this crazy guessing? But for the record, I am guessing…
Dear L, When I asked you what it means to be a Daddy and you replied "that you have to work hard" I thought we were headed in a the…
Dear My Brackets, You were a mess a hot second after the games started yesterday and I am loving every minute of it. And can one of you #16's take…
Dear Buddy and L, One time, just one time, could you two just not end up caked in mud after playing outside? Just once. Please? Dear My Insurance Company, I…
Dear All You Thursday Thoughts Linker-Upers, OMG I love you all! I was so excited to look yesterday and see so many of you linking up! You are seriously the…
Dear The Yellow Pages, Did you seriously just appear on my front porch yesterday? Seriously? Who still uses you? There's a new thing that has replaced you. It's called the…
Dear Price is Right, Why didn't I know it was Celebrity Week? I almost couldn't drag myself out of the house to Build-A-Bear yesterday because I wanted to see Charles…
Dear People on that Carnival Ship, Oh my. It's been a long week huh? What a hot mess. I would have bolted myself in my cabin and survived with my…
Dear Peter Pan, I forgot what a good movie you are. L and I enjoyed watching you so much yesterday. And yeah, we do owe WB for taking an amazing…
Dear Magic Mike Boys, I hear you are hinting at a sequel. That sounds fabulous. How about for this one there's less talking and more dancing. If that's possible. Dear…
Dear B, Thank you so much for giving me those super "helpful" tips about how to do the laundry. If you think it would be more efficient to do it…