Friday’s Letters
Dear Subscription Box List, You are getting fully updated within the next week. So many boxes to update / remove! You are on my radar! Dear Christmas Cards, Yeah, you…
Dear Subscription Box List, You are getting fully updated within the next week. So many boxes to update / remove! You are on my radar! Dear Christmas Cards, Yeah, you…
Dear Peter Pan, You did not disappoint. At least you did not disappoint me! I doubt you got great reviews, but I liked it!
Dear Thanksgiving, You are a fun holiday. I wish you happened more than once a year! Dear B, No, I do not like your mustache. No matter what you say,…
Dear Black Friday, Even though all your ads are online now, I still think it's more fun to sit around with the real newspaper on Thanksgiving morning and read all…
Dear The Mall, Don't tell anyone, but I am pretty excited to come and visit and see all your Christmas lights. I know it's early, but they are always so…
Dear Matthew McConaughey, You are one smooth dude. Dear Jury Duty, Somehow it took almost 20 years for my time to come, but it has. I was overdue for sure.…
Dear Starbucks, With yesterday's announcement of your upcoming home delivery service, I believe that you have made my dreams come true. I look forward to seeing that Starbucks truck rolling…
Dear Michigan State, Please win tomorrow and don't make it a close game. I've had enough of that this season already and I certainly don't want it to happen against…
Dear Angela, As if your YouTube BBW rant wasn't hysterical enough, we now have a reenactment of the actual event which is incredible. I can't even tell you the last…
Dear Twitter Parties, I have never quite understood you. I don't get how to follow along with what's happening with you and it never really feels like a party? Not…
Dear Tigers, Umm, what on earth happened last night? That 8th inning was nothing short of a disaster. Dear Crispy M&M's, OMG I cannot believe you are coming back to…
Dear Pumpkin Spice Oreos, You do smell like candles. I don't know that you taste like pumpkin though. But you aren't bad. Dear L, I find it totally amusing that…
Dear Apple Store, I don't want to be anywhere near you today! The lines on tv looked insane. #nothankyou Dear Me, Stop drinking coffee after dinner. No wonder you can't…
Dear "The Quest", I kind of like you. You remind me of The Challenge on MTV. I am kind of sadI found you so late in the season. Dear Starbucks,…
Dear Michigan State, I am nervous about tomorrow's game. So nervous. Ugh. I am nervous even typing about it. Dear L's New School, You rock. I love the dance party…
Dear Britney Spears, Ugh. I am sorry your boyfriend cheated on you. He's dumb. #teambritney Dear Dollar Tree, Why don't you have the $1 calendar stickers I want? No, the…
Dear The Bank, You win, I am getting a new ATM pin number. Enjoy that $5 you are charging me for it. Dear TJ Maxx, I love you. I seriously…
Dear Kim Kardashian, Umm, no, most people do not take 15-20 selfies before getting "the perfect" selfie to post. No, no, no. That's what filters are for. Dear Garage Sale,…
Dear Baxter, Stop messing with the big dogs in the neighborhood. Seriously. You are going to get eaten. Dear GAP Kids, I am super excited about your 40% off Friends…
Dear WB, I am so glad your cold is gone. So glad! You are not very fun when you are sick. Dear "Levo", I am not familiar with exactly why I…
Dear L, Your new addition to "YoubTube" videos is getting out of hand. I do see why you are sucked in though because I also find myself unable to turn…
Dear Cough Drops, How important is it that I follow the rules and only have one of you every two hours? Is that for real? Or just a mere suggestion?…
Dear Disney, Please stop sending me e-mails about my upcoming trip. You are far too organized and want me to remember too much. It's making my head hurt. I'll bring…
Dear Everyone, Happy 4th of July! I hope everyone has a great day today!!! Dear Pottery Barn Outlet, You got me yesterday. You totally got me. An additional 20% off…
Dear FedEx, Eeek, please get here early today with my new Erin Condren planner!!!! I am so looking forward to meeting you. Dear L, You,without that front tooth, might be…