Friday’s Letters
Dear L, How is that tooth still loose? It makes no sense at all that it hasn't fallen out yet. Maybe it will today?? Fingers crossed! Dear My Neighbor, Why…
Dear L, How is that tooth still loose? It makes no sense at all that it hasn't fallen out yet. Maybe it will today?? Fingers crossed! Dear My Neighbor, Why…
Dear Target, Somehow I left you yesterday with a jam packed cart of "essentials", but I failed to pick up the one thing I needed. A phone. Looks like I…
Dear Disney Customer Service, You are incredible. Magically really. You are chipper and helpful and even though I may wait on hold for a long time, I never hang up…
Dear PopSugar, My goodness, 6.1 pounds for the Summer Fun Must Have box? What is in you? I cannot wait to find out! I have my fingers crossed for spoilers…
Dear My Bank, Thanks for making my debit card work again. Only took two calls, but now it works and I am happy. But I still pretty much hate you.…
Dear Baxter, I have no idea how you ended up locked in the bathroom yesterday and I don't know that I want to know. I do know that I need…
Dear L, I cannot wait for Muffins with Mom today! It should be super fun. And the fact that you told me I didn't need to bring my own muffin…
Dear Lamp Shade in My Backyard, Why? How did you get here? Isn't someone missing you? I hope they come get you, but they probably won't. Dear My Children, Why…
Dear Unroll.me, Why, all of a sudden, is my inbox brimming with e-mails I thought I un-enrolled from? What gives? Dear Lush, I sense another visit to you this weekend…
Dear B, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! I know I didn't plan anything or get you a card (like you care), but know that I am hoping you have a fabulous fabulous day!…
Dear PopSugar, Thank you for not making us wait for those April 2014 Must Have Box spoilers. I was getting super antsy to see what was in that resort box,…
Dear Marshalls, Ugh. Why didn't you have those rolls of washi tape everyone has been posting about on FB? Now I am going to have to go to another Marshalls…
Dear Michigan State, Thank you for not making that game even close yesterday. I am not quite ready to be stressed out during your games. Maybe next weekend? Dear Etsy…
Dear Verizon, Guess what? I can't cash that $0.25 check you sent me. The ATM spits it back out at me like it knows just how stupid it is that…
Dear Taco Bell, That breakfast taco? No, just no. I cannot even. My stomach hurt just looking at it. Dear U-verse, Thanks. For nothing. You were supposed to be out…
Dear Snowboard & Ski Cross, You two are my new favorite Olympic sports. At any second, every single person in that race could crash and usually, at least one person…
Dear My Parents, Happy Anniversary!!!!! I won't say how many years it's been, because frankly, it makes all of us look quite old, but it's been a LONG time! Luckily…
Dear Cookie Dough Oreo's, Where are you little buggers hiding? Not at Target or Kroger that's for sure. I'll find you though. That's for sure. Dear New People Who Live…
Dear Buddy, You crack me up. Was it really necessary yesterday to run over to the neighbors house just long enough to let him scratch your ears and then right…
Dear B, I hope your surgery goes well today. I also hope that you are hysterically funny after they give you valium. I am quite looking forward to that. Dear…
Dear Fro-Yo, You finally happened yesterday (in the freezing cold and snow) and you were fabulous. And, better yet, it was BOGO FROYO! What? Not only did I get to…
Dear The Genius Bar, Ugh. I will see you soon. Once again I have broken my iPhone and am in need of your services. Please take pity on me. I…
Dear Christmas, You are officially over at my house. Tree(s) are down, decorations are put away and all is back to normal. Dear L, I am loving having you home.…
Dear L and WB, I am so glad you are feeling better. So glad! I didn't mind those extra snuggles I was getting from you though WB. That was nice.…
Dear Salvation Army, Please have some fun stuff today. Specifically an ugly Christmas sweater for L. And some other fun stuff I might like. Dear Target, Sounds like you have…