Friday’s Letters
Dear B, Thank you for building my IKEA cart. And thanks for telling me that it took you and a 2 year-old "10 minutes" to build. It took me like…
Dear B, Thank you for building my IKEA cart. And thanks for telling me that it took you and a 2 year-old "10 minutes" to build. It took me like…
Dear Parenthood, I'm going to miss you. I don't know what else to say ;(. Dear Reborn Dolls, Why did I google you? Because I am pretty creeped out. And…
Dear Baxter and Buddy, Professional dog groomers may not agree, but I think the haircuts I gave you yesterday look great! A little uneven maybe, but better than before! Dear…
Dear ipsy, You guys should send out notifications when you add new items to the ipsyPoints shop! That would be easier than everyone having to just guess (and FYI there…
Dear Parenthood, You are awesome. I can't believe we only have three episodes left together. I'm going to miss you. Dear Spark, You are a complete live saver. For reals.…
Dear Michigan State, O.M.G. I cannot believe you did it. Totally amazing. Ahhhhhh!!!! Dear Cold Weather, Where did you come from? My goodness it's freezing out. On he bright side…
Dear Christmas, You are fun, SO FUN, but I am glad you only happen once a year because you are also exhausting. Dear Starbucks, How about you sell out of…
Dear Elf on the Shelf, Why do you need to be sold at every store on earth? I thought Santa sent you magically? It's going to get super confusing when…
Dear Subscription Box List, You are getting fully updated within the next week. So many boxes to update / remove! You are on my radar! Dear Christmas Cards, Yeah, you…
Dear Peter Pan, You did not disappoint. At least you did not disappoint me! I doubt you got great reviews, but I liked it!
Dear Thanksgiving, You are a fun holiday. I wish you happened more than once a year! Dear B, No, I do not like your mustache. No matter what you say,…
Dear Black Friday, Even though all your ads are online now, I still think it's more fun to sit around with the real newspaper on Thanksgiving morning and read all…
Dear The Mall, Don't tell anyone, but I am pretty excited to come and visit and see all your Christmas lights. I know it's early, but they are always so…
Dear Matthew McConaughey, You are one smooth dude. Dear Jury Duty, Somehow it took almost 20 years for my time to come, but it has. I was overdue for sure.…
Dear Starbucks, With yesterday's announcement of your upcoming home delivery service, I believe that you have made my dreams come true. I look forward to seeing that Starbucks truck rolling…
Dear Michigan State, Please win tomorrow and don't make it a close game. I've had enough of that this season already and I certainly don't want it to happen against…
Dear Angela, As if your YouTube BBW rant wasn't hysterical enough, we now have a reenactment of the actual event which is incredible. I can't even tell you the last…
Dear Twitter Parties, I have never quite understood you. I don't get how to follow along with what's happening with you and it never really feels like a party? Not…
Dear Tigers, Umm, what on earth happened last night? That 8th inning was nothing short of a disaster. Dear Crispy M&M's, OMG I cannot believe you are coming back to…
Dear Pumpkin Spice Oreos, You do smell like candles. I don't know that you taste like pumpkin though. But you aren't bad. Dear L, I find it totally amusing that…
Dear Apple Store, I don't want to be anywhere near you today! The lines on tv looked insane. #nothankyou Dear Me, Stop drinking coffee after dinner. No wonder you can't…
Dear "The Quest", I kind of like you. You remind me of The Challenge on MTV. I am kind of sadI found you so late in the season. Dear Starbucks,…
Dear Michigan State, I am nervous about tomorrow's game. So nervous. Ugh. I am nervous even typing about it. Dear L's New School, You rock. I love the dance party…
Dear Britney Spears, Ugh. I am sorry your boyfriend cheated on you. He's dumb. #teambritney Dear Dollar Tree, Why don't you have the $1 calendar stickers I want? No, the…
Dear The Bank, You win, I am getting a new ATM pin number. Enjoy that $5 you are charging me for it. Dear TJ Maxx, I love you. I seriously…